Trump's Russian Ties Are Now Up For Sale

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Trump's Russian Ties Are Now Up For Sale

What ties does Trump actually have with Russia? No one really knows for sure, but there's definitely some kind of spider-web connection between his people and the Russian government.

But you know how political scandals go– we may never be privy to the real story, so instead, we'll speculate and probably buy one of these tongue-in-cheek fashion ties.

Behold, Trump's Russian Ties are now forever commemorated in this neck-fashion collection. Week by week, the masterminds behind this satirical fashion line are releasing a new tie which details the dirt on various connections with Russia.

The ties measure 55" long currently, but with more details being revealed every day, these ties will only grow looooonger.

Pick up one of Trump's Russian Tie here for 40 bucks a pop.

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The Flynn

When Trump hires a National Security Advisor, he makes sure to hire someone with Russian Ties. Flynn was paid by RT, the Kremlin-funded propaganda network. He also visited the headquarters of GRU, Russia's military intelligence agency. After lying about his contact with the Russians, Flynn was forced to resign. Let's face it, it's hard to keep a job when you have a Russian Tie like this.

The Manafort

Paul Manafort may not be Trump's campaign manager anymore but he’ll always tie Trump to Russia. Manafort was an adviser to Viktor Yanukovych, the former president of Ukraine, and he was business partners with Russian oligarchs, Oleg Deripaska and Dmitry Firtash, who are both close with Vladimir Putin.

The Kushner

Trump can’t get rid of this Russian Tie, because it’s his son-in-law. Jared Kushner met with Michael Flynn and Sergey Kislyak in Trump Tower. It’s truly a beautiful Russian Tie. 100% polyester with a silky Kremlin finish.

The Spicer

Spicer doesn’t have any known ties to Russia but he does lie every day for a President who does. And when Sean Spicer can’t cover for his boss, he covers himself in the White House bushes.

The Sessions

Jeff Sessions is known for two things, being the face of the Keebler Elf Cookie brand and lying under oath about his contacts with Russians. With more and more details revealed every day, it’s safe to say this Trump Russian tie will only get longer.

The Carter Page

The Carter Page is the most lizard-like tie in Trump’s lineup of Russian Ties. Mr. Page has been meeting with Russian spies since 2013 and the FBI has been recording his phone calls ever since. Don’t take a page out of Carter Page’s book, this man is definitely going to prison.

Via Trump's Russian Ties

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