Behold! 8 Rhyming Pickup Lines That Utterly Cringeworthy

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Behold! 8 Rhyming Pickup Lines That Utterly Cringeworthy

Need a little romantic inspiration? These opening lines should do the trick.

As you gear up for Valentine's day, these horrible pickup lines are just what you need to light the spark in your love life. This collection that we found on Imgur features the best opening line immediately followed by the second worse.

Bonus, they rhyme wonderfully.

So while we don't recommend you literally repeat these word for word, we think these rhymes are pretty smooth. Who knows? Maybe reverse psychology really does work. Or, you can just read them to feel better about yourself. It could always be worse, right?

Which rhyme is your favorite?

1. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “go to hell ”

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

3. Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

4. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

5. I want to feel your sweet embrace

But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

6. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

7. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That’s why I always wake up screaming

8. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way

Via Imgur

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