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'Jesus' Joined Tinder To Save The World One Date At A Time

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'Jesus' Joined Tinder To Save The World One Date At A Time

Attention all single ladies: if you're looking for eternal salvation, just swipe right! Jesus Christ has entered the Tinder pool of love and he means business.

The famous carpenter-turned-prophet is having a hell of a time matching with ladies in the Boston-area. Of course, his photos and description are flawless.

But it's his pickup lines that really stand out. They're simply miraculous, don't you think?

Jesus' first profile photo is a snapshot of the Messiah doing what he does best: turning water to wine while snacking on fish and bread (Swedish fish and tortillas).

Upside: I would die for you so you know I’m committed.

But it's his direct messaging that outshines the rest. With plenty of Bible references and corny double entendres, Jesus' pickup lines are to die for.

Speaking of dying, according to the Messiah's Tinder bio, he would definitely die for you if the opportunity arose. Or as he explains it, "Upside: I would die for you so you know I’m committed."

So what's the downside of dating this hunk? Well for starters, he does seem a little full of himself. The fact that he feels the need to brag about his dad is concerning. ".....also, my dad is a pretty big deal," he writes. Yeah, we don't really want to hear about your dad right now, Jesus.

Keep scrolling for more killer pickup lines and be sure to spread the good news with your friends!






Via Huff Post

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